Hey everyone! How's it going? Today's post is going to be a very laid back, type of buzz feed post that I hope you guys will enjoy! Please check out my last few posts especially at the conclusion paragraph because it has some very important info on it! I hope you enjoy this post and see you lovelies later!
1. Stalking
Everyone stalks each other. Let's admit it. Whether it is on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter basically any social media. And no one ever admits to stalking. I will admit. I stalk. Especially on Instagram and I don't know why people do it but I find I definitely do it but I will never admit it with my friends. I was having a conversation with someone and it kinda went like this;
Me: *stalks person on Instagram*
Friend: "Why are you stalking *inserts persons name that I'm stalking* Instagram's page"?
Me: *Hides phone* "No I'm not, I'm just umm umm umm you know just adoring all their photos" *nervous/fake chuckles*
So let's all admit it, we stalk!
2. Lying about our plans
This is for the more introverted people (like me for instance), we also lie about our plans. Come on now. Let's be real. We have ALL done this at least once in our lives. This actually has happened to me quite a few times in my life and I know it has happened to quite a lot of you guys! The last time this has happened to me was actually last week. I was chilling on my couch, watching netflix (as you do), eating chips, in my pyjamas and suddenly I heard this really annoying sound. It was my phone and it was one of my friends. I was really not up to doing anything all I wanted to do was watch netflix. This is how the conversation went;
Friend: "Hey, do you wanna come out later with *insert some more of my friends names here* and I to get our hair and makeup done? It will be so fun! We can maybe even go to *Inserts my friends crush's name* house to go to his party!"
Me: *Pauses netflix show* "I'm uh sick" *fake coughs* *tries to sound like I have a cold* "Sorry I can't come" *fake coughs*
Friend: "Oh, ok. Too bad then. I'll tell you all about it. Love yah!"
That was basically how it went. And let me tell you something, it was the best decision I have ever made in my life!
3. Acting like we eat healthily
This just needs to be said. We all lie about this. Especially if we are around our friends. I admit it, I do not eat healthily, but that all changes when I am around my friends. This happened to be the other day and let me just tell you how the conversation went;
*Conversation has been going on for 10 mins now and we suddenly go on to the topic of eating healthily*
Friend: "Omg you guys, you have to try this recipe out! It has an amazing amount of greens, protein, ugh it is just amazing!
Other Friend: "Oh yes I have had that before! It is amazing! I find that actually if you put some chia seeds into your un-sweetend Greek yogurt, it will work wonders for your body!"
Friend: "Oh really? What do you think *says my name*"
Me: "Oh I agree with both of you. I found that if you eat those food regularly, you will have a fit body in no time!" *thinks: no I don't! I love eating pizzas' 24/7 and having ice cream for dessert! I don't even have a clue to what they were just saying!* *smiles*
If you can't relate to that, then you are VERY lucky!
4. That We Don't Procrastinate
Everyone procrastinates. Don't act like you don't- because you do! I admit, I procrastinate quite a bit. We all love to act like we never procrastinate but lets be honest here- we do! Just let me tell you about another conversation I once had with my friends;
*We get given two weeks to finish a homework assignment. Everyone has left it to the last minute*
Friend: "Ugh I will never be able to finish this! I will never be able to start! Ugh!
Me: *Also hasn't started* "Well, I have actually have nearly finished mine!"
Friend: "Seriously?"
Me: "Yes" *thinks: nope* "I hardly every procrastinate!" *fake smiles*
If you have never done that, then your lying!
5. Pretending liking presents that we actually hate
This happens to me all the time! Reason no. 567 of why I hate my birthday! This is probably because I am literally the hardest person to get presents for and I genuinely want nothing as a present or even to buy. And we all have to admit that this has happened to us at least once;
*my birthday and I'm opening my presents*
Mum: *Hands me over a present* "I hope you enjoy this! I spent a lot of money on it so I think you will like it!"
Me: *opens present* *finds out to be a shirt that is a colour that I hate and is a size too big!* *finds out it was from a high end store* "Wow umm. Thanks mum" *fake smiles*
Mum: "I knew you would love it! Now since this was quite expensive, you're not going to get any more gifts."
Me: "Oh, um thats ok." *cries inside for hours*
If this has never happened to you, then I am EXTREMELY jealous because that basically happens every time its my birthday!
Thank you busy so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed reding this post and this type of style of post! Please check out my last few post because at the conclusion paragraphs it has very important info on it so PLEASE do that! See you guys soon!
xoxo It's Just That Girl
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